Mini-Boned

When u have a boner, but its small, and EXTREAMLY hard. Unlike a regular boner when its EXTREAMLY big. So if u have a small boner thats really thick and hard, you are mini-boned

1. "dude i was sooo mini-boned last night"
2."I got mini-boned"
3."because i was mini-boned my girl couldnt jack me off"

by bob villa November 29, 2003

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Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017

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Water boarding

When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.

Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.

by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019

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boards

abbreviated term for 'board shorts.' board shorts, the optimal garment of choice for the summer months, are also useful in cold weather conditions, in hot tubs & the like.

'yo tyrrell, cop me a pair of boards pronto.'

by jsnyd October 10, 2005

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An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.

He's from boarding school. Get your sister to kick his ass.

by littleman77 July 20, 2008

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big-boned

1. A robust, thick body. (proper)

2. A muscular body.

5. What short, catty women calls a tall, stunningly beautiful woman; regardless of weight.

My much shorter, fatter friend called me big-boned today. I am tall and thin. As confident as I am, that gets to me; damn her! No, damn me for letting her get to me! It's carrot sticks and celery for the rest of the week!

by Victoria's Lies April 16, 2013

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