Babooned

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"

jesus christ, your as babooned as george best

by Jonno May 13, 2005

Ballonie

meat from the testicles (balls) of various animals combined and processed to make a food product. mmm... mmm... good.

"Man that's hellaz gay! You're full of ballonie!"

by pheju joque August 23, 2008

Balloon Boy

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

Bafoon

An idiot; a stupid person.

You're an absolute bafoon.

by DoctrSTrange January 22, 2020

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

retarded baboon

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

by King Eggroll FHC July 5, 2005