Blastronaut

A consciousness that has "Blasted off" with DMT.

"I'm going to explore the hyperspace with my fellow blastronauts"

by RedPandaExplorer January 12, 2021

Blastter

Blastter is a guy that doesn't know how to play porn on his pc

"You blasttered your pc"

by blastterthemasterbaitor December 28, 2021

Urban-Boaster

Somebody who posts their name on UrbanDictionary, boasting (lying) about them being awesome, cool, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, I just added my name as a word on UrbanDictionary!
Guy 2: Really? What did you put for the definition?
Guy 1: I said that I am the coolest person at school and I get all the girls! Man, I'm so cool!
Guy 2: I can't believe I am friends with an Urban-Boaster.

by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.

They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.

by poopbird July 17, 2014

Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo

Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!

by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016