Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

parent

1- Mother or father.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.

My parent is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

parente

mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly

ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now

by eyoooooo June 17, 2021

head kill my parents

Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii

-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours

by Shatop October 1, 2020

Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.

Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.

by dinglydong August 1, 2018