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American Tips

Short condom to only fit the penis head
To only cover the penis head called American Tips used 25years and more ago to add to other precations
by snake55lady February 5, 2009
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America

A Place Where People Who Love Jesus, SUVs, Big Burgers, Big Women, And Unprotected Sex. Where People Hate Illegal Immigrants, Regular Immigrants, People Who Know Immigrants And Anything With a French Word in It. A Place Where People Pretend Like The Word French Doesn't Exist, Can i Get Some Freedom Fries Amen. A Country That Wears Canada As A Hat And Mexico As A Condom And The Middle East As A Toilet.
America Is Awesome Where Else Can You Get Freedom Toast For Breakfast.

America Once Beat The Devil In A Arm Wrestling Match.

America Sleeps With Cheap Women.
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American psycho

One who cuts off lovers lips with a nail scissors before having sex with her mouth.Also known to feed cats to bank machines
"I want to cut you open and play with your blood"
by Nicholas Linderschnaps September 4, 2004
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America's Guest

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.

(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
by J. Carl December 10, 2008
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American Goose

The act of showing someone your middle finger, or, flipping the bird.
Wow, that kid just gave the camera man the "american goose" right on national tv.
by CJ Tromm December 18, 2007
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American Chop Suey

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.
I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!
by TACOpolo January 29, 2009
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America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore
America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.
by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011
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