full as a caterpillars sock drawer

to be full,

multiple, many
crammed

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

by legseleven December 6, 2013

stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

lean as a bean

Being very slender or skinny

"That girls' very slender."

" Yeah, she's lean as a bean"

by flowerfairyprincess April 25, 2016

objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.

That orange is as round as a pound.

by 4321definitions March 28, 2017

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017