christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

Walmart Age Structured Population

There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.

Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .

by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 2, 2023

Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.

I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!

by Dandanman March 13, 2023

aged cheddar

Cheese that is left for years.

Some people like aged cheddar.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

Age-Nonconforming

Not adhering to traditional or cultural expectations of their age. An adult who is age-nonconforming may enjoy children's media, dolls, or participating in childish activities. A child who is age-nonconforming may like more mature media or dislike children's media or participate in mature activities. Age-nonconforming may also take the formal of childish or mature attire.

I may be an adult but I like kids' shows and acting childishly. I am age-nonconforming.

by Shugunou February 2, 2023

ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...

by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023

Age-spoofing

(Alternative terms: Age forgery, Age fraud)

A personal term that I created myself that describes someone who wants to enter a place on the internet, but is blocked/prevented by rules/policies/community guidelines that only allow people aged 18 years old and over. So the person was forced to fake his age in order to enter the place

Discord Admin 1: "Well, I hope none of the members commit "Age-spoofing" here

Discord Admin 2: "Hehe, yeah....."

by bert222222 October 12, 2023