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Hariblo Job

A form of a blow job where gummi bears are strategically sprinkled near a man's genitals and his partner eats them while giving him head.
I'm craving some gummi bears and your penis, take off your pants so I can give you a hariblo job.
by Van der Kak April 20, 2011
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job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.
"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016
mugGet the job's a carrotmug.

Roof job

When someone breaks into your car through the roof as it is usually the weakest part in some old cars.
usually done in large lots and done to many cars at once
things obtained from roof jobs consist of Motorola phones, fishers, and sony color tvs.
Ice T- called up my friend joe the roof job pro
by Joe the roof job pro January 1, 2010
mugGet the Roof jobmug.

bieb job

A blowjob from a man while thinking of Justin Bieber.
That kid gave such a good bieb job I could have sworn it was J Biebz himself.
by Leeberry March 21, 2011
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Pop Job

It's the act of receiving a blow job while a female sucks on your penis while she has a mouth full of Pop Rocks.
Guy: Man I got the best Pop Job last night from my girlfriend.
Friend: *pound it*
by ObiWanJewnobi March 14, 2010
mugGet the Pop Jobmug.

trunk job

An unspecified sex act between animals as described in the Geneis story re-visited on Fark.com.
"...the rhinocerous and the elephant gave the hippo a trunk job..."
by Alan the Atheist Alphageek March 27, 2008
mugGet the trunk jobmug.

bin job

When you go around in a group kicking peoples rubbish bins over to cause them distress.

Usually around my area this is done on a Wednesday night when people leave their bins out for the bin men on Thursday morning. You can do it when the bins are empty too, but is more fun if they're full.

Bin jobbin works best in long roads and streets, when there is at least 10 bins lined up outside and you can run past kicking them all over while shouting obsurd insults.
Gaz - "Hey Andy, it's Wednesday lets go fukkin' bin jobbin', lad!"

Andy - "Yes Gaz, that's a good idea. The feeling I get when kicking a bin over makes my veins feel so alive."
by Gazzaluk July 8, 2006
mugGet the bin jobmug.

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