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Santa Christ

Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.

Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.

All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 3, 2010
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christianophobia

: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against Christianity or Christians
— Chri·stian·o·pho·bic adjective
Many actors in Hollywood with religious beliefs are compelled to hide them because of rampant Christianophobia in Hollywood social circles.
by HonestGuy January 24, 2015
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Chris-Jan

Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.
Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!
by Lvl2Wizard May 27, 2016
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Christina

A smart, funny, beautiful, sexy, tatted book nerd who has the most amazing eyes and can light up an entire room with her smile. She has the biggest loving heart and most adoring eyes. She is extremely weird but in the most amazing ways. Anyone who is lucky enough to have her in their lives should feel blessed and to have her heart is the most amazing feeling in the universe
Christina is the shit
by Doogle June 29, 2016
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Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.
by Mike January 10, 2005
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christmas smile

A big smile that shows you're satisfied, excited, or just really happy. Named for that big smile on your face when you're opening up your presents on Christmas morning and you actually get (or think you're getting) what you really wanted.
Person 1: What's with the Christmas smile? Did you just get some?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?
by twilight shimmer March 28, 2007
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