Chris-Jan

Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.

Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!

by Lvl2Wizard May 27, 2016

operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose

my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Chrisjan

A South African boy who wears stubbies and is very hairy like a wolf.
He tends to catch lice in his hairy arms.
He likes to milk cows and wants many African babies.
He can not sing.
But he's hot so that doesn't matter.
He loves disney channels and plaiting his arm hair.
Loves Miley Cyrus

"Dude, have you seen my cellphone?"
"Have you looked in Chrisjans arm hair"

"I love Miley"

by AfricanQueenBlond November 14, 2011

Chrisjan

A amazing person that is the best to talk to and gets a lot of girls

This guy is just like a Chrisjan

by Man who knows what he's saying November 23, 2021