underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior May 24, 2018

Pull a Jenkins

If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.

My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.

by B_dub3 December 09, 2022

pull a Jenkins

1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time

did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.

by ciko-the-it-guy September 14, 2021

Pulling an Em

Making people feel sorry for you while being a piece of absolute shit.

em: omg guys can u console me
OP: stop pulling an em

by Oddtoddlers April 18, 2021

Pulling an em

Saying "I'll be right back" but never comes back

Her: I'll be right back

Friends: she pulling an em

by wrIdz September 24, 2020

pulling an em

"I'll be right back"

her: I'll be right back

Friends: she pulling an em

by wrIdz September 24, 2020

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 09, 2024