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secondhand sound waves

When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.
Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.
by Deux August 1, 2012
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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Shady wave

1.To jerk your hand up in a very fast motion.

2.Used to get a persons attention.

3. Also look in the opposite direction of the person, Do the "shady wave" and hunch your back.

4. Can be done repeatedly for an extended effect.
wave

Mainly used in the town of Shenandoah PA.

Used as a verb: Wow that creep just shady waved me.

Used as a noun: Stop giving people the shady wave.
by Bowflex462 November 22, 2011
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one-finger wave

As Team Trump entered the courtroom, I thought I saw someone right there near the front do an ever-so-brief one-finger wave intended for the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023
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tucking waves

I got the wave and I’m tucking waves like a turtle
by Fabe DaDon November 14, 2023
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Smile and wave boys

A phrase used in Madagascar by Skipper to please the crowds while they try to dig to the Arctic.
by Queen Vulture January 5, 2024
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boss wave

The act of shoving your whole hand into a girls pussy, and opening all 5 fingers and wave to yourself or the heavens.

Similar to the word "the boss" meaning shoving whole entire fist into girls pussy.
Her : more

Him: can I boss wave to god ?
Her: ohhhh shittttttt
by Katefunnyha January 25, 2024
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