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Water Parasite 

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
Water Parasite by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

Water Faucet Titties 

Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.
Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."
Water Faucet Titties by His spawn September 29, 2012

water high 

When you are really thirsty and you can't function right and it makes you look high.

By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez
Hey tia are you water high get some water.
water high by Water High April 19, 2017

water balloon muscles 

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles

Water Hungry 

"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"

Water Goblins 

A dark demon race of other dimensional origin. Who travel to earth through dimensional portals Which open up below concrete.They then proceed to suck the much needed water through the concrete and back to their home dimension.
"Holy monkeys, those damn water goblins are stealing my god given ground water again!"
Water Goblins by dude_wheres_my_colon September 16, 2003