waffle-paddle

A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.

Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?

Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.

by Adam W. March 18, 2007

stank waffles

dirty ass pussy.

cheyenne got the stank waffles.

by aDamnHardOn December 14, 2015

Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

Subliminal waffling

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.

So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.

by Grambo52 October 29, 2011

Bonus Waffle

A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.

"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."

by nightcheese April 23, 2013

waffle of fury

Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.

Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!

by kunt_get.a.job June 23, 2010

the sandman waffle

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth

man you just got the sandman waffle

by scotty and austin February 19, 2009