when a freshman or sophmore dates a guy thats way older than her for the attention
a girl way out of your league
the girl next store
a girl way out of your league
the girl next store
dude that 15 year old is totally a dirty valeria shes in a mini skirt and giving a blow job to that 22 year old what a slut
by dudelookatthatwalrus December 17, 2008
Get the Dirty Valeria mug.1. Noun: Anything pertaining to anything.
2. Verb: Any form of action.
3. Adj: A feeling of great arousal.
2. Verb: Any form of action.
3. Adj: A feeling of great arousal.
Def 1 & 2: I went to the valerium to valerium some valeriums. VALERIUM!
Def 3: "Wanna bump uglies?"
"Valerium"
Def 3: "Wanna bump uglies?"
"Valerium"
by satanclause69 December 9, 2012
Get the Valerium mug.The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007
Get the Happy Valentines mug.Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single
Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it
by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012
Get the Valentine's Day mug.Valerie is a stunning girl with beautiful brown hair and eyes, that glisten when you look at her. People who aren't close to her think she is quiet and boring, but once you get to know her, she is a wild, crazy, hilarious, and amazing person. She is very loyal to her friends and if someone says or does anything against her or her friends, BEWARE! That person will get in big trouble by Valerie because she cares about her friends.
For Example. Valerie is a Gemini
by ChristianLee March 6, 2019
Get the Valerie mug."Pulled a Valerie Dominguez" refers to the act of signing documents without reviewing them. Valerie Dominguez is a Colombian celebrity and Miss Colombia 2005-2006. She confessed to be involved in a corruption scandal in which she applied to a government-funded subsidy program without having the proper legal qualifications to do so. She claimed as a defense strategy having signed all the applicable documents without reading them before.
Example: "I just pulled a Valerie Dominguez with my cable tv contract. I hope I don't get fucked in the future".
by DonJ1978 June 23, 2011
Get the Pulled a Valerie Dominguez mug.bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(
by depressed for not being able to go August 21, 2006
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