My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

Minnesota Twister

When you are receiving a blow job in which you are in a reverse position(facing opposite of your partner)that makes your ass rub across ones nose as they are performing the act.

I gave my girlfriend a brown nose while we
were doing a Minnesota Twister.

by Chuck G January 9, 2009

twittery

A person who is obsessed with receiving twitters.

Eric: Hey want to hang out?
Sergio : Not today man I'm waiting for something on twitter.
Eric: God your such a twittery

by Mojohawk January 30, 2009

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

Twitter porn pro

Can find sex nudity on Twitter easier then a pedestrian

I dunno. Then search and find it since you're the twitter porn pro lol

by Richard_Cranium123456 February 8, 2015

Twitterian

1. A person who tweets a lot.

2. Korean term for a person who uses Twitter.

1. Elon Musk is probably the biggest Twitterian on the internet right now.

2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!

by Leonid117 May 18, 2022

twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007