au ford tool

A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.

Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

sharp tool

A sharp tool is someone who has a knack for something, is a smooth operator, and can make things happen. They may or may not also be a bit of a knob.

If you are called a sharp tool, you should be initially flattered when the word 'sharp' is said, then more uneasy following the word 'tool'.

If you are confused, you should examine the identity of the poerson who said it. If they resemble a pirate, you should probably not take offense.

The Wicksta nailed that analysis, and then he stole my lunch... he's a sharp tool.

by hutnut99 April 15, 2010

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

by Broha January 6, 2009

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.

Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.

by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

marketing tool

The creation marketers use to identify and co-opt "street lingo" or style to help them market to teenagers effectively. This website is a fine example. No doubt these words and definitions will be used in the next Sprite commercial, or by Carson Daly.

Urbandictionary.com seems like a "for the people- by the people" site devoted to counter-culture, but it's really just a marketing tool.

by imilian January 8, 2004

Rule Tool

An asshole who insists on enforcing every minor rule of whatever game your playing with your friends.

friends playing football together

Chuck: Whoa! Excessive Celebration! Thats a a 5 yard penalty on the kick!

Everyone Else: Fuck you Chuck! Your such a rule tool!

by GoWizards!!! January 22, 2013

pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014