monkey tongue 

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

monkey tongue by Anonymous April 14, 2003

hairy tongue 

when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair

1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes

hairy tongue by suesmoose October 5, 2008

fast tongue action  

when a girl or boy is making out with someone , and there tongue is moving faster then there partners coughcough.

when girl or boy moves there tongue
so fast its not pleasing .
as in fast tongue action .

fast tongue action by lord whitty March 8, 2009

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done 

A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).

Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.

You could be mine, but you're way out of line...

This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done by W. Axl Rose August 26, 2005

menage a tongue 

When the tongues of the shoes are showing it means you are available for a threesome (2 girls and you're the only guy). This occurs after sitting down or when the tongues of your shoes are huge and the bottom of your pants tuck behind them. This was created to show women, secretly, that a man was available to be in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy). Once women have found a man with his tongues of his shoes out, they must quickly make plans for the threesome. Women are quickly learning of this new sign. This sign was created during sex parties in Northern California and New Orleans. The two tongues sticking out meant the guy was skillful in satisfying women sexually, especially orally. Asian men and Island men seem to be high in demand for this.

Girl 1: The tongue of that guy's shoes are showing, he must be available for a threesome.

Girl 2: Yes they are. I hope he's available for a threesome, I'm in the mood for some fun with another girl and a guy.

Asian/Island guy: How are you women doing? Are you two available for a threesome tonight?

Both Girls: YES!!

menage a tongue by Ray Ray April 8, 2005

Slobbery Tongue 

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?

Slobbery Tongue by The Code Yoda January 18, 2009

tijuana tongue twister

The dirtiest version of a girl-on-girl 69.

The two seductresses on the couch behind me had formed what seemed to be a Tijuana tongue twister.

tijuana tongue twister by Dave Darcy January 22, 2014