Hobo Pastor

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.

You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.

by PrincessCheavon November 26, 2021

Fashionable Hobo

Ced, Cedrick, everything about Ced.

Look at Ced, what a fashionable hobo

by naes.lit February 23, 2016

Hobo Haircut

When you scalp a presumably homeless person.

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.

by Uwupolice June 30, 2021

reverse hobo

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.

"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."

by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 16, 2020

hobo burn

v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.

"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."

by TashokuKisune March 06, 2010

Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.

Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!

by Jackal178 January 06, 2023