Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart Transplant

The accidental transmission of fecal matter during a fart transplant.

During routine cuddling, the romantic couple shared gastrointestinal microbiome with one another during an unexpected shart transplant.

by CharlieCamelCase July 20, 2025

Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 18, 2022

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

shart

i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...

person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...

by Hi.ijustsharted December 6, 2024

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023