Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
Get the Freedom Flumug. by KayTwoKay December 23, 2019
Get the Murray Flumug. A sickness that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks and you have to tell everyone about it. REPEATEDLY , often to annoy the Smole Kid.
Quinn: Oh boy, I think Aidan has the Banks Flu again...
Aidan: Guys I sound like Faze Banks
Quinn: *tries to say anything*
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!
Aidan: Guys I sound like Faze Banks
Quinn: *tries to say anything*
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!
by Lil Smole August 29, 2018
Get the Banks Flumug. by selbinator October 24, 2019
Get the flu-de-flumug. shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.
by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016
Get the shoe flumug. A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.
by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025
Get the German Cock Flumug. by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021
Get the Dick flumug.