testitus

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.

Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.

by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009

Testosterenthesis

Coming from a mixture of the words testosterone and parenthesis. To write hero code in college for a programming assignment, particularly if the language is a LISP dialect. To be a cowboy, a reckless programmer, is to use testosterenthesis.

Fuck yea, man. I waited until the day before it was due on CS240. Bad idea, but I used my fuckin testosterenthesis and drank a couple monsters, so it's all good.

by thekcd May 25, 2009

testosteraline

A mixture of testosterone and adrenaline. An ultimate natural high for men.

Guy 1: "Woah Joe is going crazy out there"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's all amped up on testosteraline"

by ravist994 June 26, 2009

Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

testikickaphobia

Fear of being kicked in the nuts (balls or testicles).

When playing a sports most guys have testikickaphobia.

by toobits December 1, 2009

Tesucci

Word coined by Lucy Ambache on Choice FM. Describes good looking clothes brought from the local supermarket.

Lucy : Wow Martin that's a nice jacket!

Martin : Yeah it's Tesucci!

by ClonedTwice July 10, 2010

Testicular Logic

Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.

Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic

by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010