Gay-tard

gay'-tard, adj. Combination of gay* and retard. Used derogatively to refer to someone who is acting gay* and in an idiotic or retarded fashion. The term is rarely used to refer to one's sexual orientation, but may be acceptable to use within certain groups (i.e. - a group of friends who are homosexual). The term is a development in the late 1990's, combining two slurs often heard in high school hallways, "retard" and "gay."

1. Get outta my way, you gay-tard.
2. Jesus, that man is a gay-tard. Can't he learn how to drive?

by late February 24, 2004

tard face

A name for someone who looks retarded.

Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.

by James D. Farless March 18, 2007

tard

A tard is a retarded kid that its okay to pick on.

"oh shit son look at the tard in that fucking automated wheelchair, hahaha what a fucking idiot, jesus i've never laughed so hard just looking at a person, I'm going to sneak up on him and make him eat my shit, literally the shit from my asshole, overall this will be a very grand event."

by the st3 October 10, 2005

minger tard

Someone who is really pretty stupid and not the best looking . Usually lacking in hygiene . Often under the illusion that they are hotter and smarter than they actually are. see minger and tard

look at Tammy , she's such a minger tard

by jennyb February 11, 2008

ar-tard

A reatard to a more extreme level. A dumbass or idiot.

"chris you are such an ar-tard."

by sp12345 October 15, 2008

tard

Look peepole, its not cool to name person tards. My brother tard, my mother tard, and my father a semitard--i thought he normal 'till we founds him eating grass last weeks like a cow; now we know he the most tarded. but my teacherz tell me i real smart. they say im the smartest kid in the specialist class of them all. yay!

Heretofore, my entire family considred my father relatively (that is relative to the rest of my family) smart; however, his recent dietary choices have led us to the unequivocal truth: he is a tard. In fact, he is a tard of the highest order (a profound tard, defined as a person possessing an IQ under 20). That is, while both my father and our cow Milky enjoy chewing on grass, the latter, suprsingly enough, is the smarter of the two.

by Jeffmaninny October 29, 2006

taped up

Kidnapping a person and having them bound with a form of tape i.e duct tape, packaging tape.

Roz: Yo that dude is loaded, I dunno what he's doin around here.

C-Lo: He's gonna fuck around and get taped up.

Roz: Yeah, we could get some serious paper off his pops.

C-Lo: No doubt.

by Got it for the Low March 2, 2009