Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 1, 2009

swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.

My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009

Swindlecaust

The investment scandle created by the shyster Bernie Madoff which disproportionately affected wealthy Jews.

Uncle Abe lost his life savings when Swindlecaust happened.

by Gavin Cato June 14, 2010

swine jockey

a police officer on horse

Damn yo, I can't believe the riots were broken up by all those swine jockeys.

by wendy i can fly March 18, 2011

Swine Fever

Sexually transmitted disease (STD), know by the medical term Trichomoniasis that is running rampant in the dance club scene. This is a new STD and most people have never heard of it or can't pronounce it so it is commonly called Trichinosis. Trichinosis is cause by eating raw pork and is not a STD.

The disease is nicknamed "Swine Fever" or on the club scene "Pig Disease" for the close resemblance in the name of the two diseases.

Joe, "Dude that girl I took home the other night had a pig nose and did a mud slide on the way home in the rain. She was weird."

James, "She definitely has Swine Fever, you better get tested quick before you get Pig Disease."

by TuckDCconnect August 7, 2012

Swine Roll

When you shit yourself and roll in it.

He was living on the edge, holding back those turds at work, then managed to do a swine roll at the gym doing Yoga.

by plopsicle September 30, 2015