Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
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When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
Get the muffin smuggling mug.When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
Get the Skin Smuggling mug.An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
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(adj., n.)
Pronounced: /ˈsnʌɡi ˈsmʌɡi/
1. (adj.) A state of being irresistibly cozy and self-satisfied—often after accomplishing something delightful or mischievous, wrapped in physical or emotional warmth.
Example:
"After finishing the novel and sipping her third hot chocolate, she leaned back with a snuggy-smuggy grin."
2. (n.) A person (or pet!) who embodies maximum snugness with a touch of cheeky smugness.
Example:
"Look at that cat curled up in the sun like he owns the place—total snuggy-smuggy."
3. (adj.) Describes someone (or a group/society) that is so sure of their own excellence, righteousness, or perfection that they become complacent, dismissive, and impenetrably smug—blissfully unaware of their own blind spots.
Example:
"The board's snuggy-smuggy attitude made it impossible to challenge their out-of-touch decisions."
"That town is so snuggy-smuggy, they think the rest of the world is just background scenery."
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Usage Notes
The term spans the spectrum—from endearing coziness to dangerously insulated superiority.
Use carefully. Tone is everything.
Synonyms (for #3):
smugsecure, bubble-blind, cushy-elite, deluxtone-deaf
ETYMOLOGY:
Believed to have emerged from the foggy borderlands engendered in a Swiss winter cabin and a glass of Lagavulin Single-Malt. Possibly whispered by a bespectacled cat in a cashmere sweater, staring into the fire like it knew all along.
(adj., n.)
Pronounced: /ˈsnʌɡi ˈsmʌɡi/
1. (adj.) A state of being irresistibly cozy and self-satisfied—often after accomplishing something delightful or mischievous, wrapped in physical or emotional warmth.
Example:
"After finishing the novel and sipping her third hot chocolate, she leaned back with a snuggy-smuggy grin."
2. (n.) A person (or pet!) who embodies maximum snugness with a touch of cheeky smugness.
Example:
"Look at that cat curled up in the sun like he owns the place—total snuggy-smuggy."
3. (adj.) Describes someone (or a group/society) that is so sure of their own excellence, righteousness, or perfection that they become complacent, dismissive, and impenetrably smug—blissfully unaware of their own blind spots.
Example:
"The board's snuggy-smuggy attitude made it impossible to challenge their out-of-touch decisions."
"That town is so snuggy-smuggy, they think the rest of the world is just background scenery."
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Usage Notes
The term spans the spectrum—from endearing coziness to dangerously insulated superiority.
Use carefully. Tone is everything.
Synonyms (for #3):
smugsecure, bubble-blind, cushy-elite, deluxtone-deaf
ETYMOLOGY:
Believed to have emerged from the foggy borderlands engendered in a Swiss winter cabin and a glass of Lagavulin Single-Malt. Possibly whispered by a bespectacled cat in a cashmere sweater, staring into the fire like it knew all along.
"After finishing the novel and sipping her third hot chocolate, she leaned back with a snuggy-smuggy grin."
"Look at that cat curled up in the sun like he owns the place—total snuggy-smuggy."
"The board's snuggy-smuggy attitude made it impossible to challenge their out-of-touch decisions."
"That town is so snuggy-smuggy, they think the rest of the world is just background scenery."
"Look at that cat curled up in the sun like he owns the place—total snuggy-smuggy."
"The board's snuggy-smuggy attitude made it impossible to challenge their out-of-touch decisions."
"That town is so snuggy-smuggy, they think the rest of the world is just background scenery."
by Pen-Dragon June 15, 2025
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