Glow Squid

The winner of Minecraft's most recent Mob Vote. It's literally just a squid that hypnotizes you.

Friend: Hey, which mob did you vote for in the Mob Vote?
You: the Glow Squid.
Friend: Cool!

by Frog Boi October 3, 2020

squiddy

someone who takes it up the poopshoot

look at that squiddy

by squiddy4hotmansex September 7, 2003

squid

a word generally used to say something is cool, awesome, sweet, fabulous, or that you like something (or someone).

"Your shirt is so squid!"

by Squid Girl June 2, 2007

Squirdupple

Similar to a fiasco but, when it can go all wrong and it does. Like when you're already 25 minutes late to the interview of your life. Scrambling around, suddenly your cat pukes on your resume, you smudge you makeup, then suddenly your fridge is on fire. Suddenly realize youre naked, and fat. You would be a stripper but, Oreos are life. Without this job no more Oreos.

Hey, Becky I had such a squirdupple this morning. First My toilet over flowed, my dog shit in my shoes, and my husband's Viagra failed.

by Fartymcfly January 20, 2017

squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

by aswdus December 14, 2024

Squirdlock

Fuckhead. Morlock flesh-eater. Pig-headed programmer-type who "fixes" stuff that ain't broke, just to keep his job. Slimy dude, no doubt a leftist, maybe a Trans, stay away from average people, pervert.

That squirdlock "fixed" it, now I have to re-type everything.

by muthuhmuthuhmuthuh September 26, 2025

Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'

People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'

by Wigmaster May 28, 2006