Sooty van

A north-east Wales term for a very small motorhome, like that seen in Sooty and Co., a British children's television programme from the nineties.

Here's that Sooty van again.

by R. Llwyd February 25, 2011

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your bitch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

by mcdinger May 17, 2014

Soggy

The essence of fucking lame and unpleasant. Much like soggy toast, to call something soggy indicates extreme displeasure.

1. That was some soggy shit that went down with Neal man, I wasn't expecting him to eat all my food.

by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016

soggy cabbage

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

soggy grape

A miserable git

That Gabe is a soggy grape

by RProd May 31, 2018

Soggy teabag

when someone gives one with a dick a blowjob whilst they piss in their mouth.

person 1: ugh, my new boyfriend has a thing for ‘soggy teabags’

person 2: DROP THAT CUNT

by gotchu ethne February 28, 2018

Soggy groggy

When a grog covers your whole body with his shmegma than Proceeds to lick you dry when the shmegma turns into a green dense crust this is what will start a lengthy mating ritual that will end with fertilized grogma eggs, this process is similar to having a soggy Oreo when it’s been in milk too long.

The grog gave her a soggy groggy

by Grog fanfetish January 30, 2020