2 definitions by Don Juan Quixote
The essence of fucking lame and unpleasant. Much like soggy toast, to call something soggy indicates extreme displeasure.
1. That was some soggy shit that went down with Neal man, I wasn't expecting him to eat all my food.
by Don Juan Quixote January 29, 2016
1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.
by Don Juan Quixote January 29, 2016