Shitty for Sure

A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.

Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.

by KJoH February 26, 2011

Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.

eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!

by Rawrzdsiasad August 8, 2011

Shitty O'Reilly

An expression of shock and surprise.

Kelly - did you hear what happened at festival on the barn?!
Katy - no what?!
Kelly - Anna shagged Geoffrey!
Katy - Shitty O'Reilly! you've got to be kidding...

by hannah peters October 5, 2011

shittyits

Shittyit is an adjective, used to describe: one's old friends, one's drunk friends, someone else's friends, and people you just dont like.

Can be used singular, or in the plural form to represent a group of shittyits

Shittyits, tend to leave everything behind, ranging from garbage to booze, ipods and weed, shittyits are extremely stupid, and easy to steal from.

Shittyits, tend to pop up at the worse times, usually causing headaches, claustrophobia, and early stages of extreme anger, angst and agitation.

Shittyits, also tend to leave monster bongs on the coffe table blocking your once perfect view of the tv.

Shittyits, also tend to flock to the least liked of your friends, or roomates, so they can show up and ruin your day.

Glen: Maybe we should get a sign: "NO SHITTYITS BEYOND THIS POINT"

by jarmz December 14, 2012

Shwitty

Schwitty-

Adj-

1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!

2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.

"Roy" - George that was really shwitty of you to do that to Janie.

"George" - Yes but she doesn't even know she has been shwitted on, it must be the blonde hair.

by OCD711 September 3, 2012

shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 19, 2013

Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2013