Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Shartillery by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

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shartup

A shitty tech startup.

"Where do you work?"
"I'm at a small tech company in Palo Alto. We're losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our CEO is a 25-year-old Tesla-driving douchebag. Your classic shartup. But hey, we have a pinball machine and free massages!"

shartup by otterdammerung March 18, 2015

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shartah

beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.

shartah will never let you down nor accept a fool.

shartah by thereal11 December 22, 2016

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The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.

Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.

The Asian Shaft Tipper by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

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Shartface

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

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Sartirical

To dress in a satiric way, using humorous or absurd accessories to lighten a grave situation. It is a portmanteau of the words 'sartorial' and 'satirical.'

Bill lightened the mood in the emergency department by wearing pink polkadot socks with his blood-stained scrubs. He called it being sartirical.

Sartirical by DwightUrban November 10, 2011

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Shaft Maintenance

When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.

Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!

Shaft Maintenance by Bosancheros September 14, 2016

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