Krista Sharted

A normal girl sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.

“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!

by anonymous July 19, 2024

Shart Transplant

The accidental transmission of fecal matter during a fart transplant.

During routine cuddling, the romantic couple shared gastrointestinal microbiome with one another during an unexpected shart transplant.

by CharlieCamelCase July 20, 2025

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe extremely bad (mostly modern )art.

"My dad thinks all video installations are shart"

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

shart

rephrased/ rephrasing to shit

that sped kid over there has a huge shart streak in his underwear

by wuspopping February 15, 2023