slaps richard 

Very good, or of high quality. Impressive.

Damn, Ocean Man by Ween slaps richard!

slaps richard by Walrus Clan January 11, 2020

Steaming Richard 

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.

If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.

Steaming Richard by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003

Don't be a Richard 

Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.

"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."

"Hey, Don't be a Richard."

"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"

Don't be a Richard by just.another.u.d.editor. April 15, 2013

A Richard Picture

When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.

Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical

A Richard Picture by Jack Bülshivik February 9, 2015

what the fuck, richard 

A meme referring to any accidental action you do that is unexpected and obviously does not help you in progressing your situation. Can also be used when expressing disappointment in your current situation. Originated from a popular disc golf video in which a disc is thrown wildly across a road instead of at the basket.

It is a perfect day for disc golf and your kid is sick so you can't make it out. What the fuck, Richard!(directed at the child, and at you by your friends)

what the fuck, richard by NthHour February 28, 2017

Being a Richard 

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.

(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?

Being a Richard by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012

steamy richard

A Steamy Richard: taking a solid shit in a sock and microwaving it until steam flows from the pores. After finished microwaving, take the sock and slap a friend with it! this is a steamy richard!

I gave my girlfriend a steamy richard because she opened her mouth again!

steamy richard by John Macekn October 16, 2006