Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find

Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down

Insanely Retarded by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023

scheduley retarded 

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

scheduley retarded by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Globally Retarded 

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

Globally Retarded by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.

Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?

Get retarded by Doping March 7, 2023

Borderline retarded 

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

Borderline retarded by Spider647 October 25, 2023

semen retarded 

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

semen retarded by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Psychologically retarded 

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

Psychologically retarded by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023