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I have X-ray vision

The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.
Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
by authOOr June 28, 2006
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Del Ray

Yuppie neighborhood in the city of Alexandria, VA a close-in suburb of Washington, DC. Very close to Old Town Alexandria.

Think yoga studios, coffee shops, and young married couples with dogs. Pretends to be a small town. Has some kind of street festival like every weekend.
Let's go get a glass of wine the Evening Star tonight, in Del Ray.
by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007
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Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus is a Kentucky singer-songwriter, actor, and country music star. He is only 46 and has produced 2 children of the famous variety. Trace Cyrus guitarist and singer for the band Metro Station and Miley Cyrus the annoying little singer that is the queen of Disney.
It is incomprehensible to link Trace Cyrus as to being Billy Ray's son.
Billy Ray is also an annoying man and his daughter was obviously beaten with an fugly stick.
Metro Station Fan: "OMG! TRACE CYRUS IS SO HAWT."
Friend of Fan: "...You know his dad's Billy Ray Cyrus..."
Metro Station Fan: -head explodes-
by anonymousISlegionx October 14, 2008
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G Ray

Gangsta, Pimp, Hotty, Fly, a Boss, The life of the party, One who attracts the ladies and typically is given to a man who is sweet at life.
by Chech Mate November 1, 2007
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Sugar Ray

Formerly great rock/metal band that suddenly started churning out disposable MTV pop rock dung aimed at 11-year-old girls and nobody else. To their credit, they fully admit to being sell-outs, but that doesn't make their musical sewage any more respectable or listenable.
I played my metalhead friends a song off Sugar Ray's first album and told them who it was, and they laughed at me and beat me half to death with shovels.
by boozeisdelicious September 2, 2005
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David Parker Ray

David Parker Ray was a very sadistic man indeed. With his $100,000 homemade torture chamber, which he conveniently called his "Toy Box" which contained several items he called his "Friends" such as: Whips, Chains, Pulleys, Straps, Clamps, and Leg Spreaders, etc. For years he tortured unfortunate victims in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

His actions were everything from sadism and sex slavery to murder. Inside the torture room with numerous sex toys and torture implements there was an electronic generating device that was used in torture, as well as a 12-volt motorized breast stretcher. Ray would often have a recorded audio tape of himself he played for his victims whenever they regained consciousness. Ray has been recorded as saying he killed at least one person a year for 40 years.
David Parker Ray is one sick mother fucker!!!!
by Rough Times March 4, 2009
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gay-ray

n. A beam executed by gays in the vicinity of a phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device being used to chatter or gossip about said gays, whose execution results in the sudden electrical malfunction of the phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device.

v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.
Did you just send me a text? My phone just got gay-rayed, so I didn't get it. :(

FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.
by hhuerruuiiissse May 4, 2010
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