Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier

Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.

by John Willcox December 15, 2016

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord January 07, 2016

queef fest

When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets

My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest

by Dr. Queef Cakes January 14, 2018

Queef queen

A female that queefs so much and so loud they could be considered the queen of queefs

“That was so loud! She’s would be a good queef queen”

by Freggyfr February 05, 2023

Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.

Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.

by cherrybizomb December 13, 2016

Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

by Kalechipsandfarts January 07, 2021