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pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman September 16, 2008
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pullet

My friends mom went to the salon and got her hair done and now she has a pullet.
by David Albright January 7, 2008
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Pulling a Nolan

Ordering any drink after hearing a table full of girls, usually prepubescent girls, order the same thing.
You're really pulling a Nolan ordering the pink lemonade.
by Nolan C. May 6, 2008
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Pullin' a Jackie

A. When an individual becomes so intoxicated that they are no longer in control of their bowels and shit all over their house.

B. When a female becomes so enraged with her significant other that she beats the living shit out of him. (Preferably in public or in company of others)
a. Yo, at that party last night that girl pulled a Jackie and it was dank!

b. That hoe was pullin' a Jackie on his ass right there in the food court!
by no-a January 13, 2009
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Pullin' a Scotty

If reference to Montgomery Scott, Mr. Scott, or Scotty of Star Trek lore. When you say a task will take longer to complete than it actually will, so that when the task is completed sooner than expected you are looked favorably upon.
Scotty told Captain Kirk that it would take 10 hours to repair the main deflector, but in reality it only took 2 hours. Scotty smiled as Captain Kirk praised the hell out of him for Pullin' a Scotty.

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Boy: Did you hear that? Bill just told his boss he couldn't complete his project report in one day, but I know for a fact that those reports only take 15 minutes.

Girl: Bill's been having a hard time with the new boss, so he was Pullin' a Scotty to get in good with him.
by R0wan August 22, 2009
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pulling a Rabadi

(verb) Where Roommate A proceeds to jerk off in his own bed 3 minutes after Roommate B turns off the lights - failing to notice or discern that there is absolutely no way that Roommate B could have fallen asleep in only 3 minutes.

Roommate A first climbs under the covers and opens his laptop in bed, with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues close at hand on his nightstand, and proceeds to jerk off while watching some sort of porn. The masturbation includes moaning, creaking of the bed, and finally climaxes with Roommate A skeeting into his own bedsheets. Roommate B, in shock, then hears Roommate A go to sleep in his freshly skeeted sheets and tossing and turning in his own semen throughout the night.

Roommate B wakes up early the next day (Saturday morning) and witnesses Roommate A already awake (approximately 4-5 hours before he usually gets up on weekdays, let alone weekends) and gathering ONLY his semen filled bed sheets to take to the laundry room.
Jim: "Yo Jones, I heard a lot of sound coming from your room last night, did your roommate finally lose his virginity?"

Jones: "Nah man, he was pulling a Rabadi. Goddamn bastard didn't even wait for me to fall asleep."

Jim: "Damn, that dude has problems."
by silenceIsDiamonds March 18, 2011
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Pulling a Derya

The act of a girl dumping her boyfriend shortly after a dance such as Homecoming/Prom.
Yo man I heard she was pulling a derya the entire time with you?!
by Jack Oth November 25, 2013
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