phantom ginger

a phantom who lurks in the night by mr. fagitoy's house and her hair and pale skin glows in the darkness so all you see is a very white face with black eyes and ruby red lips. she has no eyebrows and eats small children.

cathleen! save me! the phantom ginger is eating mee....!

by melyisadinosaur June 30, 2008

Phantom cat

Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.

You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.

by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009

Phantom doodie

When you shit and don't have to wipe!

I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!

by Words of convenience September 29, 2010

Phantom Punch

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.

Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

Phantom

The act of fornicating with a woman to the point of climax, then beating her until she becomes disoriented and shooting your load so that she does not know which direction it came from.

Man, after I pulled a phantom on Krystal last night, she didn't know her ass from a whole in the ground.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

Phantom Hoe

a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008

phantom

a clown box which actually physically appears at work .

some phantom which sells bread with fillings

by Kenneth J dick June 6, 2008