Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.

"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"

by mingewetter September 27, 2018

Mange

When youre fucking chest to chest and she gets your chest hair and sweat stuck on her tits.

I gave Kelly the mange last night while fucking her. She looked like a hot Sasquatch.

by Kindogg October 24, 2018

Manger

Mangers and suh chefs is the same thing. They run restarants.

Muh bitch MANGER made me make a the same pizza again because I throwed up on the first on on acident. It was an ACIDENT.

by AardvarkParade November 25, 2018

Mengers

Someone you meet and believe is your saving grace, however they turn around suddenly and leave you

...core blimey he/she was such a Mengers, they were so keen and I thought he/she was going be the one

by razagul December 13, 2018

Mengele

"Mengele" is the actual name of the infamous "Angel of death" of Auschwitz, a nazi captain and doctor in genetics who performed gruesome experiments on twins during WW2, with the aim to create aryan twins. Many of those children died from various illnesses or infections shortly after Mengele started performing experiments on them.

Have you ever heard of doctor Josef Mengele? He was one of the most feared nazis of all time.

by Knowledgeispoweruseyourbrain January 6, 2019

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019

Mingeful

A form of measurement, often user when cooking. Cup your hand into a good ‘minge’ size and there you have it, a mingeful.

Whilst baking cakes with grandma: ‘grandma throw in a mingeful of flour please darling’

by Mingeful January 28, 2019