Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011

Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"

by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009

Muff Cabage

What angry people from New Jersey say when they get a parking ticket

Oh MUFF CABAGE

by ChrisLeV October 15, 2010

Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

Muff Cabage

First shown in South Park, a word used by people from New Jersey, or 'Jersey' to call someone a Cunt. See weaboo and snooki

No you're a Muff Cabage!

by JimmyRaeda October 20, 2010

Miffom

The area of skin between a womans vagina and butt crack, the strip of flesh. Also known as a ''taint'' on men.

I fell on a man bike and smashed my miffom!

by LaLa and Cal October 24, 2009

Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

by JoyRider August 26, 2009