The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!

Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!

Super Mario by ASESSINO April 29, 2004

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jewish mario

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation

Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.

jewish mario by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013

Salty Mario

1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.

2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.

3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH

Stop being such a Salty Mario man.

Salty Mario by Norvill Rogers January 23, 2015

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Super-Mario'd

The act of jumping up, with arm extended, and punching something, such as a bug, on the ceiling.

Dude, did you see what Kyle did to that spider on the ceiling? He straight up Super-Mario'd it.

Super-Mario'd by SarcastiSloth May 26, 2013

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