mallzheimers

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

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Maluged

(Verb) The act of not getting some after hanging out with a girl for more than a half hour.

Malugee: Dude, I was dancing with a girl at The Jug, she even brought be back to her room.

Bro: Did you get any?

Malugee: Naw, bra. I was maluged.

by jaydeealex September 23, 2009

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An elusive and wild creature that is native to central Indiana. It is highly aggresive and survives mostly on a diet consisting of nature hikers and teenagers. The creature is also coverd in a thick layer of hair with an large patches on the back side. Also a member of the leykun werewolf species.

There's a wild Malroosteen be aware!

by alopez1888 March 26, 2010

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malyiphany

To come to the realization of what you just accomplished was completely wrong and will cause a long strung out process to correct.

I had put together an inbound plan and in the middle of it I had a malyiphany and we are now fucked trying to dig ourselves out of this hole.

by crest May 17, 2013

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Maletina

Mal-e-tina

A fine girl who's got it all going on. She's got the brains to go with the hotness. But watch it cuz she might cut you if you cross her. She got a dunk.

" did you see that girl over there, she be all Maletina like....dang!"

" You better watch what you say, that girl be Maletina, so watch out."

by 2hottieforscotty September 6, 2013

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