MAGAt: (short for "MAGA-hat"; pronounced maggot)
Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make
America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually
racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their
head stuck up an orange
clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in
2020 and
2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of
time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first
time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that
people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Driver: "Whayya
mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another
DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
