limpristic

1.(adj.) air-o-dynamic

2. (adj. misunderstood) a misunderstanding of the term "limp-wristed".

Lamar was able to fling his javelin the farthest during the Greek Games at the Homecoming Carnival due to his superior, limpristic throwing style.

by baba2dogs June 26, 2009

limple

pimple on the lip. not a cold sore!
(limple.com)

Eric has a fresh limple!

by limplelover33 July 17, 2009

LIMOH

Acronym:

Laughing Inside My Own Head

"Limoh" is the politcally correct acronym compared to "lol"
because these days no one actually laughs out loud when they type lol.

Mike: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tom: I dont know

Mike: To get to the other side! HAHAHHA

Tom: ... limoh you are so lame dude.

by The Jellybean Drifter October 10, 2009

limple

A rather large and highly unpleasant pimple that takes up residence on the lip and or lip area. Characterized by the bulbousness and blatantness of the throbbing whitehead.

Girl 1: Is my makeup okay?
Girl 2: Your eyes look fine, but no amount of foundation can cover that category three limple on your face.

by Emo Panda-kun November 21, 2009

limbah

What creepy black fathers who see that their son's date is flexible say.

"That girl is limbah!!"

by JDOTT princess December 14, 2009

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015

lima foxtrot

A phrase used when everything is going great. Derived from the military phonetic alphabet for the letters "L" and "F" -- which here are used to abbreviate the term "Loose and Floating." The origin of the phrase is from terms used to describe the first dump you take in the morning. If your stools are loose and floating, your bowels are supposedly healthy and everything is going to be good that day. (As opposed to "Hotel Sierra," for "Hard and Sinking" -- an indicator that your turds went straight to the bottom of the bowl and you've got some kind of problem in your gut.)

Hey, Brad, how's it going?
Great... Everything here is just lima foxtrot.

That new piece of equipment is just running lima foxtrot.

We redid the tests and everything came back lima foxtrot.

by aviation_mechanic November 10, 2017