by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020
Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.
by vT3x January 17, 2012
A ginger prick. Usually found in the bins near mcdonalds. He is highly dangerous and has been known to infect people via anal rape with gingeritus.
by sonicsimon June 09, 2014
by Brette December 03, 2007
The most amazing boy in the world. He is sweet and loves basket ball with a strong passion. He has a girlfriend ladies, sorry. But feel free to look on your own (could be dangerous). He is very easy to get along with and has a BIG dick.
by That Kid Down the Road December 31, 2011
"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"
"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"
"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀
- must be them mexican Jordans"
"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"
"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀
- must be them mexican Jordans"
by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020
by TheDudeofNudexx January 30, 2008