by asdjaasdadaasdad May 15, 2019
Get the dark triangle mug.When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020
Get the Dark Zoning mug.Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023
Get the Dark Knight mug.Mystery meat. Is it chicken at all? Who knows? Take a bite. The answer to the meat lies in the dark.
by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015
Get the chicken dark mug.Basically eating in the dark.
A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.
Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.
It’s more for than the experience than for the food.
A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.
Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.
It’s more for than the experience than for the food.
Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!
by IvyRanch February 9, 2019
Get the dining in the dark mug.Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.
Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012
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