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California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.
Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.
California Heavy by closer14 January 7, 2011

Head-Heavy 

When you have shrinkage from either playing sports, or being cold and your knob is bigger than the rest of your penis.
"Hey man, after that game I was soooo head-heavy."
Head-Heavy by TTGG33 November 2, 2011

Corrs Heavy 

Having a dream where all three Corrs sisters are enjoying your presence in bed with them
It was a Corrs Heavy dream, those girls are gaelic-ous
Corrs Heavy by Woodster81 March 12, 2012

no heavy vetting 

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.
I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…
no heavy vetting by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012

Tip Heavy 

when the tip of the penis is hard, but the actual penis is not
Last night, my girl was making me hard, but i was only Tip Heavy
Tip Heavy by WolfgangQuez July 3, 2015

fallen heavy 

Feeling tired or have fallen asleep

Cannot stay awake any longer
’why isn’t he replying?’

‘Don’t know mate he might have fallen heavy
fallen heavy by Bantaaah July 5, 2017