not girlfriend

When a guy has a female friend whom he buys things for, takes out on dates, drives places, etc, yet the girl insists she is not his girlfriend (and, of course, does not put out).

If a guy takes a girl to a fancy dinner for her birthday (just the two of them), gets her a pricy gift, and is told how great a friend he is: She's his not girlfriend.

by Mr Dee January 8, 2008

My girlfriend

ur mom

my girlfriend is,.....

by whore lol April 29, 2019

ggilf

great granny i like (to) fukk

sitting there talking shit about me

by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005

girlfriend

An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.

by fucwad August 8, 2006

step-girlfriend

A girl who someone dates to get closer to her friend.

With the ultimate goal of dating her friend, you date girl A. When that relationship inevitably fails, you can move onto girl B, whom you have been getting to know throughout the span of the first relationship. Girl A was the step-girlfriend used to get to girl B.

by Chiakara November 7, 2009

my girlfriend

non-existant.

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty

by mia the gay September 26, 2019

Girlfriend test

When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.

Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.

by Jcmb85 May 19, 2010