floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible

dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables

by choco_loco November 21, 2023

Float

Irish slang to go somewhere or to someone.

Person one: float town
Person two: grand yeah

by bonnieiscool February 12, 2024

Float me a Franklin

“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.

“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface

by exuberantshrimpking February 24, 2024

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024

fmlatpiwkms

Fmlatpiwkms
That stands for fuck my life at this point I wanna kill my self!

Depressed kids mom: go do your homework rn!
Depressed kid: ugh fmlatpiwkms!

by anonymous March 29, 2024

Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.

After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.

by digiprints April 1, 2024

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024