Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.

Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!

by palmerj December 29, 2021

Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19

YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu

by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

by BIRDFLU April 17, 2022

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 3, 2021

Flu Shot

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.

Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.

by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022