Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.
by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021
Get the Flu Shotmug. When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
by Diogenetics January 1, 2022
Get the deja-flumug. by BIRDFLU April 17, 2022
Get the Bird flumug. A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.
Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018
Get the russian flumug. A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 2, 2022
Get the freshman flumug. A cold/flu that takes over your body when you haven’t drove your Boosted car in a long period of time.
by Jet Boost February 1, 2018
Get the Boost Flumug. by palmerj December 29, 2021
Get the Colvid and Flu Seasonmug.