Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.

"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"

by Joey Fat Tits July 29, 2021

Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.

Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.

by Not sick... yet January 21, 2017

flus

it`s a norwegian slang for money

brur jeg er stacked med flus

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022

FLU

acronym ; Fucking Love U

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.

by Jambake January 31, 2018

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 03, 2021

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 26, 2019

Laudy Flu

A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.

VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend

Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu

by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021