Lose Fail

A fail of ultimate proportions.

Adding a word to urban dictionary to prove it exists, is a Lose Fail.

or

Getting out of your car to yell at someone because you are road raging is a Lose Fail.

Wearing blue and green together is a Lose Fail.

by Funnyjelo April 1, 2010

fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.

Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".

by Reab April 18, 2010

Cherry Fail

To quickly lose control of a situation, usually ending up with yourself looking like a fruit or stupid.

Guy 1: Haha, did you see that racing driver spin his car off?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a total cherry fail!

by AwesomeA April 17, 2010

Sale fail

When a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.

Bob: 'Hey Bill crates of Stella are on 2 for £20!'

Bill: 'How much are they usually?'

Bob: 'ummm...£9.99'

Bill: 'Oh i guess that's a sale fail then'

by nufc1105 January 24, 2010

effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.

*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.

by largh June 2, 2009

Fail banana

The little picture shown when Tr.im, the popular URL trimmer in regularly used by the more savvy members of the much-maligned Twitter, runs out of bandwidth and is therefore unable to redirect the trimmed link. Instead it shows a banana skin and apologises for the problem.

A more and more common problem as the amount of Twitter users increases.

Stephen Fry: Trim fail banana :(

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 4, 2011